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I can run, I can play I can run and play in the hay, May I go to play? May I go to play in the hay? May I go to-day? Do not say nay, let me go to-day, I Do not say nay. Thanks

I have been opportuned to meet many people so far in life, and I can brag that I know people. I know what people are. Liars and hypocrites . You lie to hide your true nature, you are never true to yourself. You sing in the choir on Sunday, but we know where your mouth was on Friday. You share pictures of faith and love for your creator on social media, but we all know what you’ve been steadily collecting in the dark. You lead moral groups and righteous campaigns, yet you watch lewd  things steadily. You claim to be the most noble of friends yet you’re just a motherfucking sly .

  The Realistic pessimist; an introduction to my world. Who is a realist ? According to the urbandictionary , Realists are individuals with a firm grip on reality and can see things for what they are , not what they are told they are . Realists have their own views and do not fall victim to propaganda, misconception or titles. Who then is a pessimist? Y ou probably already know. A pessimist is someone that has a negative outlook on life. Hey, yeah, I bet you think you’re a realist right now. You’re probably imagining someone who told you how realistic you were before, or a situation in which you convinced yourself that you’re making the realistic choice. A larger percentage of you though, have been called pessimistic at one time or the other. Probably because the too much disappointments you’ve had, eventually made you innately negative. Its normal. Fuck no.   Its far from normal. Its abnormal in the raw sense of it. i mean, who the fuck has

CLICK TO READ PREVIOUS EPISODE I woke up to my phone ringing; my body ached so badly from sleeping on the floor. I heard my phone ring again, with my eyes still half way closed I looked at the phone to see the caller; I was amazed that Ada would be calling me, perhaps she has heard the story too. I didn’t want anyone telling me how much I messed up so I dropped it and staggered to lie on my bed.

On one of the evenings that we snuck out to hang out, I kept thinking of Tobi, I couldn’t get him out of my head. It was so funny that we haven’t spoken since I got back with Kola, I felt like he hated me and I couldn’t blame him after all I hated myself too.

THE KIND OF BOYS DESCRIBED BEFORE ONLY THINK OF ONE THING AND THAT IS, DRILLING A HOLE INTO A GIRL’S VAGAINA  ALSO THE GIRLS DESCRIBED ONLY THINK OF DOING WEIRD SEXUAL THINGS TO A BOY. -if he always smiles when he talks to you even when nothing said is funny, he is a PERV! -if both of you are approaching each other, if she sneaks a peek of your penis area, she is a PERV! -if he watches the movement of your buttocks when you walk away, he is a PERV! ( And NO, not all guys do that. ). -if she wears sexy clothes and like being reminded that she is sexy and she likes eating Suya or Asun every night, she is a Perv!(only a perv if she does the sexy thing and the Suya thing together) -if he praises your body all the time or mentions it as one of the top three things he likes about you, he is a PERV! -if she grinds you without putting on underwear, looks back frequently and smile at you for having a boner, she is a PERV! -if he moves his hand when he shakes your hand, he is PE

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