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THE ILLICIT PARTY! CERTIFIED LIL KESH TO BURN ABUAD TO THE GROUND TOMMOROW!

Yes o! Lil kesh is going to perform live in Abuad! And no, its not a scam just to get you to attend? How sure am I you say? Check out his video with phyno declaring his love for Abuad and how he is gonna light this place up! As if its not enough...he has also added a series of tweets! This guy ia coming to shoki our spirits to heaven! Don't forget! Its the illicit party tomorrow and its going down at the Alpha begore hall! Lil kesh is also bringing surprise artists from the YBNL crew!! Shhhh..rumor has it that it could be olamide! So just get ready! Thursday is gonna rock!  Click here to see video

CRAZY COMPUTER SCIENCE EXHIBITION! Students bag N30,000 in total as they get Super-creative!

Yes, as part of the computer science week, there was an exhibition where by students dispay their talents in computer skills like developing softwares, web applications, web designing and so on. After many contestants display their work, it would be judged by brave lecturers and the winner, would be awarded a grand sum of N15,000, whilst the first and 2nd runner up would be awarded 10k and 10 5k respectively! See more +prize pictures after the cut

"I could not read fluently before"-see how MC font iyke became one of the best MC's

Yes yes, I'm here with Mc font iyke, just days after he co-anchored the show with the Epic denrele! And boy did they kill the show! As usual na..I'm here to investigate this ol'boy, and how he came about his powerful talent of public speaking,  ooorr..so I thought. .hehe. read the backstory of MC font iyke and be inspired, I mean..I'm already inspired**winks** See story after  the cut!

ROMANCE TUESDAYS:10 Categories Of Female Virgins

No matter how ladies pretend about hating sex, they fantacize about it, they wait for it; and look for it because all humans are born with primal sex urge.  See more after the cut!

THE HEART-BREAKING END TO A THRILLING SAGA! ELIZABETH PETERS TO LEAVE ABUAD!

Yes, it is as real as you hear it, The elizabeth peters has decided to take the next big step in life, a strong woman, after facing a lot of trials and scrutiny by the school authority and associated structures, after scaling through trials worse than that the lady hera gave hercules, she has decided,  she is leaving us, she is leaving Abuad, and this time..for good. Memories are not enough to fill the void that would be left in the school by her! She has thrilled us in everyway (...) details after the cut..

THE ILLICIT PARTY HOLDS THURSDAY! with lil kesh and young jon the wicked producer!

Yes people! The ILLICIT party is gonna hold this thursday! With special invites being lil kesh and young jon the wicked producer! Holding at the Alpha belgore hall! Tickets are gold and platinum! N2000 AND N3000 respectively! +There's gonna be a dance mob tonight at both Cafeteria 1 and 2! +Lil kesh's official proof that he's gonna appear in this school on thursday! SO people! TURN-UP

GBAM! Abuad's biggest artist K-dollar debunks rumors of Abstaining from school work!

Recently in an interview with Obalase Kehinde a 400l peace and conflict student of Abuad. The abuad Biggest artist popularly known as K-DOLLAR  as reacted against the rumor spreading round the campus that he has not been performing in any of the school activity.

EYE WITNESS REPORT! -how a boy tried to smuggle himself into Girls hostel

"We Just heard a sudden noise, like someone had jumped into the wema hostel. We thought it  was another girl that jumped only for us to see that a guy in jeans was in! And then we started to throw sticks and water which must have prompted the guy to jump out back! Porters appeared shortly after"                                                         -Anonymous

OLU'S CORNER! How King.f.c's embarrassment came in a large bullion van!

Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions”- Winston Churchill.The above irrelevant and completely unrelated quote is dedicated to Students in the department of International Relations and Diplomacy just because the quote has the word “diplomacy” (Feel free to get pissed at my nonsense gesture). The Talisman congratulates y’all on the successful completion of your week anyway. Ok, enough of playing around, let’s talk FOOTBALL! All Hail THE KINGS!

OLU'S CORNER! "I nor dey enter field if we no get keeper!"-Wolves F.C

Team(s) of the week  Wolves FC and The ABUAD Chapel Bible Study/ACDC Football Team Ok, I know naming “The Talisman’s comical Team of the week” right at the beginning of The Article isn’t my usual practice but hey, who says we can’t break the norm?  (...)

ROMANCE TUESDAYS:8 Kinds Of Men Who Patronise Prostitutes

1. Pastors  some pastors travel far away from their church where members dont catch them and hire prostitutes. Some only engage in missionary style with their wives as other styles will make them look "unchrist like" so they patronise harlots. Some gain their healing powers diabolically by having sex with many people

A MOMENT WITH FABULOUS AND MASTERCARD!

Omo....fresh stuff o!

Ah! Even ridic sketches dey unveil bae too.. Hmn!

See the smile on their faces! I see a wedding in some months time!

NO JOY O! See all the Valeo models sandwhiched together Epically!

Hmn hmn, there is God oo! Kudos to valeo, what's your view on this week!

SUPERB Onukak on 11 Goals as spartans Dominates AFL! +Result and Group standings!

 See the group standings after the cut!

"She is all I ever want"-Youngest CEO! Yes, have we finally seen the BOO?

"yes I am in a relationship with the most loving and caring girl ever and I love her so  much" These were the cunning words that came out the mouth of youngest ceo when interviewed whether he had a "she" in his life, and my o my, e be like sey we don catch am. This is some Hot news o so get pure water beside you biko. Again its the inter-rel dinner that got this relationship public and I've got photos to proove. Who says love isn't good..see as dem fresh!  See photos after the cut

NEW TWIST! AS pexxie finally decides to unveil his BAE (+Photos)

 Me I am not saying anything or instigating anything per sey, but rumor has it that these two have started a sort of hot fiery romance and they can't seem to get enough of each other, witnesses had a lot to say about them at the dinner, as they make a very sweet couple! Where would this lead! Fingers crossed! See her+pexxie after the cut

ABUAD GIRLS GO WILD! As Inter-rel dinner blossoms with beauties!

 On Saturday night jeje, I was escorting someone to her hostel when I saw a truckload of girls outside the ABUAD hostel screaming at the top of their voices at every opportunity available. And then! Suddenly! From beneath the ruckus arose a girl in a dashing blue dinner gown filled with silver studded diamonds and Gold accessories to complement! (...).

AFL TODAY! All the live action from the Afl league AS E DEY HOT

Emma galaxy goalkeeper became the first keeper to score in d AFL tournament today in Galaxy 5-1 trashing of mun'haj. Goal Shy striker Hillary finally end his goal drought in ALPHA win against veteran he came in as a sub assisted d equalizer and scored d winner .

MEET SEUN OGUNDELE (YOUNGEST CEO) as The key student(tks) this week!

Seun Ogundele is the CEO of Fastplus Innovation and Nairawin Ltd.The former is into internet business training,website development and Webhosting while the latter is a Sport betting company.He is a respectable Internet Marketer,Seminar Speaker,Internet Makreting Consultant, He has also be interviewed by some of Nigeria's Most widely read newspaper like The Nation, Success Digest Extra. He got Nigeria Youngest Internet CEO Award in year 2012 by Nigeria Number 1 Business Newspaper.He has developed over 200 Websites for clients Both In Nigeria and abroad. He Operates lot of website like : www.fastplushost.com, www.nairawin.com,nairawinpredict.com. see interview after the cut

THE NIGERIANUNIVERSITYDIARIES! to set sail today! Flags off with Amazing stories!

Dont think about the vampire diaries. Lol. You just thought about it right! Yeah..I know, thats what you call it. Different.  A concept,  like no other, a place where every student, staff and non-staff can actually share their daily struggle, moment to moment briefings with exciting captions and monumental words.  See more here!

STUNNER! EPIC MAD BATTLE TODAY! Free for All! Come watch!

They have trained!  They have auditioned! They have cried, laughed shared thoughtful moments! And now they are here to battle for the supreme dance-off title! M.A.D presents to you! In a first time front-of-owolabi hall theory!  An epic dance battle between teams whose rivalry has tipped the scale of our school from the very bedrocks! By 5pm! Come and watch as theses dancers take to the ground, showing stunning moves and crazyskills as the sun sets over this beautiful weather! Dont just come to watch! Come to MAD!!!!!

Take a step towards stardom! and come for the Auditions holding on SATURDAY

Do you want to be a star, No, just not a star, a world wide Acting phenomenon! Well, stop! Wait no further!  This is where you begin! Not only for the actors, but for the dancers and artistes! All of you shining talents are needed for the Doro Mega Audition holding in college 2 Auditorium, by 4PM! I repeat 4PM! No African time please, Come early to get comfy because we expect a MASSIVE TURNOUT!  So shine your talent, polish your Acting and take to the world stage, with this fine big step! THE AUDITION!. So tell A friend!! Whisper to them! And hey! Me and you, we could Achieve great things together! **winks** remember coll 2 auditorium, 4pm! Saturday

The IRSA shirt! YAY! or NAY!

Its already recieving good comments as the best shirt so far from an association, but other parties have other opinions? What's your view on the shirt?

"Life is too short to have regrets...." As bayo speaks Emotion et life!

Bayo took to instagram to write passionately to his followers and the Abuad students at large, an emotional excerpt,  I suggest everyone reading this should read and learn from what he has out there for you to learn.. see his passionate ensemble after the cut! 

The Helping side as IRSA students Show care for the less-privileged through sharing!

 All in good Christian spirit, the IRSA extended a helping hand as the went to visit the less privileged and extended a helping hand in the process! This was in conjunction with the the Christian charity network! God bless them!

Love around the corner? As Action gave her an Epic birthday wish!

  Yes yes, all tears amd hearts, as action took to instagram to give motun an epic birthday wish! How nice,and how caring! could this be the start of something new? Or a confirmation of something old! Lets watch and view from the sidelines! Hehe See the emotion-filled wish after the cut!

How to Apply for Covenant University Post UTME – 2015/2016

Covenant University is a private, Christian Mission University committed to raising a new generation of leaders. Our mission is to train graduates who will be mentally resourceful, intellectually equipped, entrepreneurially self-dependent, futuristically visionary and responsibility sensitive.

UNILAG Offers Pork for Sale at Subsidized Price

The Department of Cell Biology and Genetics, Faculty of Science will offer  pork   for sale on   April 21, 2015   at the UNILAG Botanical/Zoological Garden. The  pork  will be sold at a highly subsidized price of N850.00 per kilo  to members of the University community and general public.

See the cute thing Abuad Medical students did for their lecturer on his birthday!

Yes yes, to show appreciation for all his good deeds towards them, I think the med students deserve a round of applause for this, it must have cost them a fortune! Of course..Artist credit to Ridic sketches!

PIRA AWARDS NOMINEES PARTY to rock prosperous hotel!

Prodigie Intercollegiate All Youth Awards ceremony has always been a glamorous event, from the red carpet reception, the cocktail and the award presentation which has always witnessed a dazzling array of Nigeria’s celebrities. In its third season, the organisers have promised to break their own records by putting together an event that will (...)

OLU'S CORNER!! Please!!Please share in my Boredom! Red Carpet for Mu’naj

Hey folksy, it’s good to have you back! I know you probably have had a long day or a frustrating class so I’d try and make this as amusing and as desperately short as Gerrard’s appearance at Anfield against Manchester United. But wait…We’ve elected for ourselves a New President yay! Cheers to that! Now I really don’t care about whom you supported at the polls but if you did support The Incumbent President, then…erm…please don’t get mad. No actually, you can! After you’ve read this article, Deal?

I once worked as a bricklayer to survive – Reekado Banks

As a prominent young Nigerian artiste, Reekado Banks has worked with the cream of the Nigerian music industry including Don Jazzy, Illbliss, Tiwa Savage, Olamide, Korede Bello, Di'Ja and Wale. The story of his rise to prominence however, has not been smooth, as the Mavin Records recording artiste disclosed during a #MySuperStarStory interview. 

ROMANCE TUESDAYS!Here's The Real Reason Men Like Big Butts

Hmmn! U go fear na!! Evolutionary psychologists have long argued that many of the physical features heterosexual men are drawn to in women reflect traits that signify female health and fertility status. The basic argument is that our male ancestors developed an attraction to these traits because it enhanced their odds of reproductive success.

ROMANCE TUESDAYS;Things A Female Should Never Do For Love!

Due to time, I'll just go straight to the point. Drop out of school to marry Never never never do that Marriage is not the zenith of life but the beginning of a new phase.Going in without the ability to provide is not advised.This message is particularly relevant to the ones marrying men overseas,I have seen that happen,the papers come through and you abandon your education to go to Obodo Oyibo.It is a foolish thing to do,many have regretted it.A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

See An Abuad blood praying for success!!

Yes o! May God help us in our studies and everything we do!

ABUAD MARATHON! has been officially postponed to the 18th of April 2015

This is to inform the general Abuad Public that the 1st Official Abuad  Marathon by Svelte Magazine & Omotosoalex.blogspot.com which was initially scheduled to hold on Saturday 11th,  April 2015 has been officially postponed to the 18th of April 2015 .

SKI NIGHT!!! THE DO'S AND THE DON'TS! A guide to the best Night in ABUAD!

*First 100 people pay 1000! The rest pay 1500! *King and queen of the night would be awarded *Through the red carpet events! *Of course, the red carpet starts 6pm and ends 8pm! Show kicks off 8pm! *No African time, people! *This is not like other parties where you come by 11:30! It's Ski! *And remember,  when we come, we come WHITE!

Share notes all around the world! with CLIFF NOTES!

This app basically allows you to share your notes all around the world, you can take photos and add them to the live notes!   You can even chat with your group members and share notes and sketches even! And as if its not enough! You can gain followers from around the world.  DOWNLOAD HERE  , The Creator of this Amazin app is proudly Abuad! see more after the cut!

ENTIRELY DIFFERENT! The GLEAMS movement presents! An Opera ministration!

Its probably the first of its kind, a musical opera, a ministration with utmost vigor, with a theme "Come and be blessed" I see no reason why you shouldn't attend! entirely FREE of charge! Time; 6; 00 pM venue: owolabi hall Just come as you are!

THE COUNTDOWN TO SKI NIGHT!! THE ALL WHITE PARTY!

SKI night! Most anticipated show so far and 1st ever white event in ABUAD! Featuring comedians like PETERU*ROTFL*, Olympia=D ,fashion runway showcasing some crazy designs, dance performances, music performances, comedy skits and acts, games, KING & QUEEN of the night  and so much more.

ROMANCE TUESDAYS:0ne Rule That Works When A Girl Plays Hard To Get

I kinda find it funny when guys claim to be chasing a girl for m0nths and still n0t lucky to have her. You kn0w why? Cause they s0metimes show obsessi0n or d0n't follow the right procedure. The 0ne rule to getting a girl is attracti0n and having a chemistry with her. Get her to be attracted to you. Never try impressing her cos she'll never take you seriously. Instead Let her try impressing you. see more after the cut.

Photo of AAU Female Body Found Close To School Gate (SHARE THIS)

Photo of AAU Female Body Found Close To School Gate (SHARE THIS) Palpable fear has gripped the Students of  Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma following the dead body of female student found close to the school gate.

BOOK that celebrity with LESS CASH! Featuring 9jabookings.com

You wanna book that celebrity for your show but you don't know how to go about it!? You want wizkid to come to your show but you don't know how to contact him! You want lil kesh to shoki the night but you aren't capable of contact?  Keep calm, this is where 9jabookings.com comes in!booking Nigerian celebrities just got easier! So visit 9jabookings.com today and make you bookings. Call malik for more enquiries on 08166723199, 09050221757

See marz pray giving Dr.gboyega the AMAZING PHOTO he drew!

Cool right! What do you think of it?

Why Single Girls Are Turning You Down When You Ask Them Out. (3)

Let's not wait time. straight to the point. How can you make a girl to fall in love with you? I want to make something very clear right now.  And what is that? Here it is:  "Simply telling a girl that you like her will not make her to like you back" . It doesn't work that way. 

LALA ENT presents ONDO HITZ ALIVE EASTER FIESTA + POOL PARTY..

LALA ENT presents ONDO HITZ ALIVE EASTER FIESTA + POOL PARTY...DATE:April 5th easter Sunday..TIME:4pm till dawn..VENUE:Swan int hotel along futa north gate,AK city..LADIES-free..GUYZ-1k..VIP-3k..TABLE FOR 4-#30,000...Guest artiste-Lil Kesh,X smile,Woltop,K DOLLAR,Slim,Makudi,Sweet steve,Mc skuri,T-code,unique dancers,Nuzack..etc..MC-mc lala and Mc storm..Djs-Dj 2baba,Dj spark..POWERED BY SWAN INT'L HOTEL..Proudly supported by:Swan hotel,lala ent,www.music paro.com,AOG ENT,Nezetic magazine,Ondo state,GTB,GLO...itz gonna be a BOMB..#TurnUp!!!! 

GOOD FRIDAY: THE P.U.S.H MARATHON PRAISE holds today!!

No more queuing!  Come and praise your God until something happens! ministeration by special individuals! HOLDS TODAY @OWOLABI HALL! Season 2!

REDEMPTION (2)!Why Single Girls Are Turning You Down When You Ask Them Out

In my last write up i told you that girls either see you as "just a friend" or "more than a friend". Then i told you that when a girl starts seeing a guy as just a friend it would be very difficult for her to EVER see him as a boyfriend material.  In this write up i promised to show you how a woman decides who she wants to date. When i am done with that, i will gradually take you through the mistakes that cause girls to laugh at you behind your back WHENEVER you ask her out. After learning this mistake, you would know what to avoid doing when it comes to girls. Knowing this would massively improve how girls respond to you.

SHOCKER; AS MUH'NAJ fc Fires its coach, after an emphatic win by preston!

Though we have been unable to meet with the manager, this information is coming from above and details are still sketchy! More coming soon! Stay tuned!

SHOCKER!!! HISTORIC AUDIO OF PRESIDENT JONATHAN CONGRATULATING BUHARI OUT!

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THE FIRST OFFICIAL GRAND ABUAD PLAY! What should you know about it?

Yu just can't miss this. yu think yu have what it takes in areas of acting, filming, music n dance? if so MyGuide Production presents A Play: Good morning sodom come showcase ur talent to us @ college one auditorium date sat 4th april 2014 time: 12 pm prompt.

REDEMPTION (1):Why Single Girls Are Turning You Down When You Ask Them Out

WARNING* Lazy readers...please, keep off, this article might be too long for you. Infact, this might end up being a long long thread* Hair salons are very dangerous. As in, female hair salons. they are one of the most dangerous places a guy can ever enter.  Why? Because what girls say in hair saloons can kill a guy's confidence gan. How?