HOT!!OLU'S CORNER!Referees shall no longer stop players from fighting. Henceforth

Who else thinks Bruce “McIdiot” Jenner has had his/her Brain lightly salted, garnished with spices and fried for him/her as breakfast. Let’s take time to appreciate the idiocy in this man…NO...Woman. He says he is now a woman (Can you believe that? He and Woman in the same sentence!).

Here’s the news folks;

Classic FC vs Veterans FC
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What a game, buddies, what a game! Both teams made the funny assumption that the fans were in fact not there to watch football and proceeded instead to unveil some kick-boxing and Taekwondo skills (Very nice try players, The Talisman is pleased). And with all the fighting, The Talisman has decided to consult his book of football rules to see what it says about Wrestling in football;

 “Referees shall no longer stop players from fighting. Henceforth, fighting players shall be allowed to get their business done (while other players sit on the pitch and cheer) after which the loser is sent off and the winner shall, well… get bitten in the butt by some unforgiving FA-accredited Rottweiler”

Well, the game ended 3-1 in favour of the defending champions but the goal scored by the Veterans FC was scored from the midfield! Yup yup (you read that correctly) while the Classic goalkeeper just watched the ball go in like a British Colonial Police Constable who’s having to see his sack letter come slowly out of the printer. Sincerely goalkeeper, David James and Heurelho Gomes (Two of the most dreadful goalies this writer ever watched on TV) must be proud of you.

Team of the Week: Veterans FC: For breaking the jinx of losing by 2-1 and finally losing very nicely and by a proper score line. The Talisman congratulates you on this laudable achievement

Memo to the FA

Any goal scored with a player’s backside (or whatever you people call that part of the body) should automatically count as a hat trick (Just saying)

Wait…wait…Who has seen Mu’naj?

The Talisman is actually serious with this. This writer couldn’t have made it in the writing ministry without this Club side. I mean where would The Talisman ever meet a team that would lose 3-0 first half, forfeit the second half and fire the living crap out of their manager again? Where? Where would he find a team who would have a goalkeeper score against them? Where? Where would he find a team that forfeits a game against a team that wears pink jersey and has one of the most ridiculous defences mankind ever witnessed? Where? Now I’m sobbing like a One-year Old whose Ice Cream got stolen by an older brother. #BringBackOurMu’naj

Poll of the Week

Would you blame Man United for shipping Radamel Falcao off to a mid-table club side in Afghanistan’s third league division this summer?

The Talisman’s piece of Advice to a certain Manager whose team wears White

Calming down and watching your team lose as a manager is an awful lot better than not calming down, watching your team lose and then getting fined for not calming down to watch your team lose

Warning: The article wasn’t written to be taken too seriously, so don’t get upset if you or your team gets trolled…and if you do get upset…erm…load your pockets with small rocks, take a trip to a mountain cliff, then dive into a sea (Head first) This experiment calms anger, I promise. It helps