OLU'S CORNER!! Please!!Please share in my Boredom! Red Carpet for Mu’naj

Hey folksy, it’s good to have you back! I know you probably have had a long day or a frustrating class so I’d try and make this as amusing and as desperately short as Gerrard’s appearance at Anfield against Manchester United. But wait…We’ve elected for ourselves a New President yay! Cheers to that! Now I really don’t care about whom you supported at the polls but if you did support The Incumbent President, then…erm…please don’t get mad. No actually, you can! After you’ve read this article, Deal?

Now enough of making you feel fine: Here’s The News from the stable of The Talisman

Red Carpet for Mu’naj

Now this writer likes everything about this team (Seriously everything). After giving themselves such a name that massively bothers the writer (Mu’naj really?), they equalized that by giving me something to write on. First rule of football (according to The Talisman), do not come to the pitch if you’re very sure you’d get whipped by…erm…let’s leave that for now. Now they got to the pitch and were three down before half-time! The Talisman didn’t find that funny at all, didn’t you people have boots? Were you all blindfolded? Was the ball turning into granite each time it got to you? But like Kermit the Frog-It’s none of my business. Time for second half and our Mu’naj brethren refused to return. They forfeited the game! No, close your mouth and read what happened next, they fired their boss! Yes…yes…they did. I felt that wasn’t enough, the Captain of The team should have got a fine and deliciously smooth bamboo stick and flogged each and every one of them while all the players later take turns to flog their Captain for leading them astray…Justice! Memo to FA: Please delightfully relegate and re-register Mu’WhatIsTheirNameAgain to the female 5-Aside league. Gracias. But before that, Team of the Week: Mu’naj Jolly good show lads, Jolly good show. (Mr Bean must be proud of your very comical Performance).

Catch the ball, Catch the ball, Catch the b… oh-oh too late

Yeah, I sang this particular song for The Alpha goalkeeper as he dropped one of the most baffling clangers mankind ever witnessed. Hey, make no mistake, the free kick from The Super Strikers dude was a one-off but that save…no…attempted save…no…piece of comedy, was my moment of the game. Howler legend, David James must be winking now and muttering the words; “That’s my boy”. Come on Old Sport, even the Talisman (myself) wouldn’t have let that in (I’m really not sure about that though)

                Actual News

ü Super Strikers are still winless: In some other very related news; Water is wet, A dog is an Animal and Fathers are usually older than Their sons

 Confession Time 

ü The team that defeated Mu’naj was (And you won’t believe this)-PRESTON! Now surely Preston (Talisman’s second Favourite team) must win the league

ü The Mu’naj Manager that got fired was…Paale! (Former Galaxy Manager who won 0 number of games while in charge) Question of The Week: Shall we call Paale what Mourinho called Arsene, “Specialist in erm…something like that” or shall we call him “Paale the Pipe?”

ü Now this is a bonus: The Talisman isn’t my actual name. Neither is @Seal_Lumidee

Warning: The article wasn’t written to be taken too seriously, so don’t get upset if you or your team gets trolled…and if you do get upset…erm…Please try giving a Nile Crocodile a French kiss. It helps