OLU'S CORNER! "I nor dey enter field if we no get keeper!"-Wolves F.C

Team(s) of the week 

Wolves FC and The ABUAD Chapel Bible Study/ACDC Football Team

Ok, I know naming “The Talisman’s comical Team of the week” right at the beginning of The Article isn’t my usual practice but hey, who says we can’t break the norm?  (...)



               Who Hates Wolves FC? No One!

Yes, when there is a team with a defence as open as the parted Red Sea, how could you, an opponent, hate such a team? Our very good friends with the pink jerseys were at it again during the last AFL round of matches. First they arrived the pitch incomplete to compete against an already salivating Spartans team (FYI, the Talisman would have understood if you hadn’t come to the pitch at all, but you came!…now the talisman has to write about you. It’s not fair I know). Then there was a little drama from wolves “I no dey enter the field if we no get keeper” some of them shouted (as if even having two goalies in the post could have prevented what was coming). Then were the Spartans’ lads appealing to them like a luring executioner rubbing his hands and winking deliciously at the prospect of chopping off a convict’s head in a guillotine. Then Wolves summoned courage and got a goalkeeper…wait! You sure wanna know who the goalie was now don’t you? Step forward, OBABA! Dude arrived the scene like a marvel superhero that had come to save the earth or something. One after the other the goals kept flying in, 7 at the end of the day! For the record, OBABA did save the day, he prevented Wolves from conceding at least 14! Hero of The week!

So back to our pseudo-question, who hates Wolves? Answer: Certainly NOT Onukak (It’s only logical right? When you grab a 1st half hat trick against a team, you suddenly fall in love with their defence)

              Sheet not so clean

If a team puts 7 past another like Spartans, then a clean sheet should be an icing on the cake…except, your own goalkeeper has other ideas. Spartans scored 7 but still conceded! Very many thanks to their goalie who, this writer believes, must have been high on his bae’s shampoo for handling the ball outside his box. The resulting set piece was Wolves’ first ever goal. Good show goalie! For the kind gesture, Wolves should totally rename their team after you!

           Church workers are also normal folks!

Breaking News: Church workers actually do play football (a bit horribly yes, but still better than female football any day). The church inter-dept competition came and went with the hosts (Bible Study department) coming fourth! (No…that’s too dignified) last! Without a single goal! (Not even one ruled out for offside) The Fair play award’s all yours brethren, Bravo!

Secret: 

· Sshh… (please don’t tell anyone)- Some teams, yes teams, in this AFL have not scored half the number of goals Onukak has scored this season (lips sealed)

· The Talisman (this writer) also participated in the church competition as a Striker for his dept and ended the competition without a single shot on target and still didn’t get subbed off throughout (That’s what being a boss looks like)

Warning: The article wasn’t written to be taken too seriously, so don’t get upset if you or your team gets trolled…and if you do get upset…erm…Please go ahead and exhume Adolf Hitler’s corpse, then report me to him. It helps