Good day all yee students!!I have this very interesting
topic to share with you, there was a matriculation celebration today and I made
several hilarious observations on the types of people that went there. True
shii!!!
The unsteady heads
yeah, they're the first on my list, these set of people are so obnoxious, they won't just stop turning their heads, for a moment you'll find the right viewing position and before you know it the guy or the girl has turned his/her head obstructing your view in the process, you see them in many occasions and ceremonies and the back seaters usually suffer most sad
excited?? yeah me too..see the remaining after the cut!
The over made-up ladies
you can't actually exempt these set of people from this kind of list, there's actually nothing much to say on these set of people, why the hell will a girl pancake her pretty face until it gets ugly and repulsive and unfortunately for some of the girls they sat at the back where there was no fan SWKMD cheesy (sweat won kill dem die)
The extroverted clowns
lolx,these guys annoy me the most, why can't extroverts be quiet for once, they talk incessantly and they make funny outspoken noises like '3 gbosa's for our college' 'hip hip hip hurray', Abeg extroverts make ona try hia, we all went for the matriculation and not just you undecided
The cool, calm or shy guys
I saw into this category, the sit down throughout the matriculation cool and calm, not making unnecessary noise and they talk only when very pertinent, These are the kind of guys that are not carried away by the matriculation, immediately the ceremony is over after taking a few pics, we go to our hostels, rest a little then off we go for night classes tongue
The picture takers
These set of people will start taking pictures from the time they leave home for the ceremony to the time they sleep, as they are walking they are taking selfies,as they sit they take selfies, make i no talk too much, if you don do matric you go understand, I taya for these guys sha sad
The ' where are you ' chaps
Lolzz, these one includes everybody but our parents suffer it the most and it happens after the matriculation.
i met with jeff and he gave me a short Narration of his palava
Here’s how jeff’s own went;
Mum : Jeff where are you ?
Jeff : I'm outside the hall, where are you?
Mum : *cuts call*
Jeff : *calls back after 10secs*
Mum : *picks call* Jeff where are you nau,
Jeff : I'm outside the hall just beside the gate
Mum : Jeff I'm not seeing you o
Jeff : ah ah just walk outside the gate small na you will see me
Then she got pissed off and said
-Jeff it’s like I would slap you o (Lolz, through the phone)and that's how we continued until I finally spotted her then her anger melted like a candle, then we took some pics and she finally left for bayelsa
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