Hey, hello. So nobody commented on the last post, but a lot of people viewed it. I hope you liked it. Lol. I'm a pessimist, a realistic one. And if you're looking for articles that'll allow you sing kumbaya with family and friends, i'm afraid this is not the place. I like to say things as they are, and things as they are, are almost always negative. Understanding life for what it is, is beneficial. Cuz then you can't be fucked.
So today i'lld go random on surviving in life. The article is going to be a bit fast-paced, so bear with me.
Leggo!
In Reality, there is no defined way of surviving in life, no manual, no specific mechanism that guarantees you a safe and rich life. we were just thrown into this world without caring where and how we end up. But some of us are alive. I mean..the fact that you're reading this means you're alive. Thank your creator, or the being you worship for making it this far.
As i've said, i do not know the specific way to survive, i'm just doing me and you should do you to. What i'm interested in, is your outlook to life. I want to convert you to be a pessimist, just like me, *grins*
Haha. Lol. I know you'd never buy it..lol. But what i really want for you is realism. I want you to be realistic. Call a spade a spade and don't fucking hope for a divine tractor from space.
Wait. a tractor from space, that would be fucking cool yeah! But to further butress my point, i'lld use this as an analogy.
I'm a farmer and i need a tractor. And i heard tractors were falling from space. (WTF! I know it sounds dumb) but just stay with me. You'd be realistic enough to know the tractor would probably not come. So you wouldn't be an expectant optimistic idiot!
If the tractor doesn't come? Good. You are doing just good without it. If the tractor does come.. Oh! Superb. Joy in your heart. Its a 50/50 chance. and people would fucking respect your realness and your confidence.
And if they don't well they didn't enter this world with you, and they sure as hell won't go with you. Realisti-caly speaking.
You see what i'm saying? You can never go wrong.
You see i had a friend, a female one who didn't read for exams. we were talking and when she told me, i told her, 'to be realistic, you would probably fail, and you need to prepare your mind for that'
And she cried, and i consoled her and stuff. went about the whole 'i didn't mean it and shit' but deep down, i fucking meant it. and i made sure at the end she got the message. And she started to read for her resit. Results eventually came out, she failed, but she didn't cry, she was sad, but she didn't cry anymore. she was already 3 steps ahead reading for the resit. And she passed the resit in flying colors.
Was that not a useful advice?!
Well. To be realistic. Probably none of you would take this advice or comment or even bother to apply this in your life. I should feel sad as a writer, but i've already assumed the worst. I have already prepared myself that the worst is going to happen. thats the pessimistic side of me. So whether it works or it doesn't, i win.
What about you???
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