Meet Adam

You probably haven't heard about Adam (cuz he's prolly fictional or is he). Adam is a 200 lvl student in a prestigious Nigerian university
and from his own perspective he's a good student, with a cgpa of 3.5 (or thereabouts), he attends as many lectures as he can (but at times he's blasè about them) and he's also kinda respectful to those who respect him ( he tries)

Adam has agreed to tell you a couple of his experiences on campus (mix of negatives and positives), but he decided to do it anonymously so as not to offend anyone.

OK the first story Adam wants to relay to you is about something that happened this morning as he was going about his preparation for lectures this morning.

Adam woke up around 6:23am (give or take 2 mins). He lazied around for about 10 mins then did his guy things (I don't know what guy things are, don't ask). Around 7 ish when he decided to brush his beautiful mouth (his words exactly) and bath his beautiful body (his words still), Adam found out that there was no water in the nearest bathroom.

Alas, he cried out, what shall I do now (yes, Adam tends to be overdramatic). He decided to check around to find water.

Eventually he found a bathroom where water was rushing albeit from a pipe that was disconnected from a sink.

That is where Adam's first tell all ends, he also pointed out to me that the hotel he resides is also that which the law and medicine students in his varsity resides in (and y'all know how expensive their fees can be) and considering this you would expect that water should be available all bathrooms in the hostel, if not at all times then important times.


I cannot assure you that Adam is an Abuad student and I also can't assure he isn't, all I can assure you is that Adam is definitely pissed and frustrated that he's university (although anonymous but still a prestigious varsity I might add) keeps on having this water problem.

Adam is also not enthusiastic about starring in another post but he has no problem doing this again if he has to

P.S: (Adam insisted on this) to any university who thinks this post is about them should get that shit together instead of doing anything else like trying get this story deleted.

Adam out.