THE PERFECT GUY

Different girls like different kind of guys. Some girls like tall guys, others like short guys. Some like fat guys, thin guys, weird guys, rich guys, poor guys and so on.
   Despite these disparities in taste, there are some generally accepted traits which most girls want the perfect guy to possess. The is why so many girls, like Chris Brown, Justin Bieber, Peter and Paul Okoye, David Bekham, Zack Efron, Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, and so on.
    I will highlight some of the traits of  The Perfect Guy, then discuss the personality of a girl attracted to such a trait.
 Traits of  The Perfect Guy
(1) He must be a good listener
(2) He should be rich
(3) He should be talented
(4) He must be brave
(5) He should be strong
(6) He should be very caring
(1)     He Must Be a Good Listener
   This trait is usually admired by blabber mouths. People who love to talk all the time.
     They want a boy they can complain about the world to. A boy that would not only be their spouse, but also their best friend. They want a boy that they can tell about their menstruation and menstruation related topics.
   There is something though, that these girls would never notice. They are selfish. Very selfish as a matter of speaking. They are extreemly self absorbed.
      They want to speak all day long about their problems, as though the boy were their Therapists. But if he attempts to do the same, they would say, "He is not a good listener."  They want to talk all day long, but never listen. Yet they would say, "Listening is an important part of building a relationship." When what they actually mean is, "listening to ME talking about irrellevant parts of my life, is the only way of having a relationship with me."
(2) He Should Be Rich
     Funny enough, many of the girls that prioritize this trait, are low born. They are poor, their fathers are poor, their mothers are poor, yet the poor is too low to be their spouse.
    These girls are just thieves. They are highly dangerous and should be watched with more than two eyes.
   Truth be told, being poor in a country like Nigeira exposes you to some bad traits which the rich don't have. If you've always had food to eat, you may not have seen a reason to steal.
   And as such, it is advisable of the rich, to find a spouse, in a rich society.
(3) He Should Be Talented
   Everybody gets amazed by talent. Often times, plenty girls feel the urge to appreciate a talented boy with sex. This is why popular musicians, bed girls on a regular basis. Whether high or low born.
 Many girls who prioritize this trait are potential prostitutes. If they meet someone more talented than their spouse, they will cheat.
(4) He Must Be Brave
   Most people like brave people. Brave people help them to break new grounds they thought they couldn't break before.
   I feel obligated to point out that, plenty girl's who search for this trait in a guy, end up mistaking violent bullies for brave boys.
  Girls who like this trait, are normally good people.
(5)He Should Be Strong
    Almost every woman wants this trait in their perfect guy. Some mainly for sexual reasons, others for protection.
   The problem is, if the guy has proven to be a strong boy, most women would try their best to get him into fights.
    The would cause trouble wherever they go, because they feel that they have a strong spouse who can fight for them.
   It is wise for a boy not to feel the need to impress a girl with strength because she will get him into so much fights, that he will loose all his teeth.
    Girls who like this trait may be good or bad. A boy may show his strength when trying to woo her. But after that, it is up to him to decide whether he like his teeth or not.
(6) He Should Be Very Caring
  When most girls say this, they actually mean, "He should be my slave." They want a boy to make their comfort, be of paramount importance whilst discomforting himself.
    They want the boy to choose them over his family and friends. Totally inconsiderate of what his family and friends have done for him.
  They believe that as they give him a taste of their Vaginas, he should give them all he owns.
   Sadly, almost every girl that is obsessed with this trait, believe that it is their right to enslave whomever they give access to their Vagina.
   So, who is the perfect guy?  Well, I don't know much about him, but I do know that his name atarts with S and ends with A

                 By Strolla