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Xclusive!! THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF ABUAD GIRLS, you see at parties!

**This information is based on comprehensive research carried out.All bias were reduced to the bearest minimum.No insults intended.** 

The Lesfriends.
These ones come in groups ranging from 3 to 20, usually related by course, college or gossip. They go to one corner of the hall, usually the Air conditioning side, and they dance with themselves. They see boys as fierce enemies and chase them of with the sheer size of their number. There is usually an Alpha female in this group,  that is usually the most cruel. Even if one eventually volunteers to dance with a boy, the Alpha female chases  him off. Tag that alpha female you know😂.



The loners
These ones come alone, looking to explore rather than dance. Their giving rate is usually about 50%. Usually they are at one corner of the hall watching and observing the whole fracas going on, and occasionally may decide to test-dance with a boy.


The Givers.
They are the blessed ones among the population. But they are scarce to find. Usually alone, they don't refuse any boy that comes to them. Boys sometimes pray for those kind of girls. As the saying goes.."Givers never lack"



The Dependables.
Wise boys like these type of girls.  They usually come in twos, threes to dance. Initially they bounce boys anyhow, but eventually one succumbs to the temptation of grinding. When one is now with a boy, the others are 90% susceptible to grinding. Boys usually target this kind, as they become easy prey in that situation.


The athletes.
These ones are skilled sprinters, and they come to parties to train. When the they see boys approach the begin to sprint like never before. The never dance with boys, they only train with them.

That uncomfortable couple;
In every party, there's always that couple,  a boy and a girl, the come together and when they dance, you just stare at them in disbelief. Their moves are out of this world.  At some point you'll start to feel uncomfortable around them and just leave.


The Mumu's :
These type of girls come to parties for the sole purpose of bouncing boys. When they see a boy approach they begin to twerk tremendously, when the boy attempts to dance, they stop and try to humiliate the boy. Treating the male like shit. Research says 80% of these girls are ugly and they gain self esteem from this act. So if any boy is humiliated again by this group,  just have a laugh and walk away.


The Clueless;
There is absolutely no way of predicting these ones. They give excuses initially, they say the d.j is "killing their vibe" "playing a dull song" , then minutes later they riding other boys like its the end of the world. Then they abruptly stop, leaving the boy to find his square root.
The say their not in the mood to dance, yet they are dancing.
Some even give lame excuses "I'm a lesbian".
You should pray not to meet this kind, the make a male's temper boost through the roof.

Finally,


Familiarity crew; 
Usually consists of 2-5 girls.They dance with themselves,  and any unknown face is an enemy to them.The moment they know your face, they attach to you such that people begin to see you as "that uncomfortable couple". Familiarity is not good o😂.

So my fellow students, there you have it. You can contribute by commenting the group you think is missing,  or maybe you want to express yourself.

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