Sometimes, in Naija, some people just ask silly questions and you're like..TF?...well..look no further, because Here are some funny answers to some silly questions nigerians asks...
1) Where are you going?; I am going to fight, care to join me?
This seem to be a very diplomatic appropriate answer if you really don't want to disclose your where about to the person
Ikr! Mumu people..see more questions after the cut.
2) I did not see you in church yesterday, why?; that is because I did not go to church yesterday.
Where you expecting me to say ' oh I went with my invincible cloak'?
3) Can I have a dance?; yes, but just you alone please...
Who cares, you can have a fight sef, as long as am not involved.
4) Na you I dey see so?; nope, I am at home, na my display picture you dey see...
If you can ask your brain if it is interpreting well, then you must be a dunce...
5) Are you sleeping?; Yes
No need to talk further, even if your eyes are wide open, this answer should shut them up
6) Are you laughing at me?; well you can start laughing also so that I would be laughing with you
Laugh na laugh, I am laughing,which one is at you again?
7)What is your watch saying?; sorry, my watch does not talk.
Or would you ask my watch yourself?
8.) Why is everywhere stuffy?; I don't know, I have been asking the room too.
Abi na me be the room air freshner ni?
9)Why have you not been picking my calls?; oh, sorry, I did not see them fall..
I be like 'picker' for your eyes
10)Am bored, can you make me happy?; can I make you sad as well?
Or better still, 'you can go to heaven for a while...
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