The legend of the "2k suya". A must know, for every fresher!!

What's so special about suya worth N2000 many would ask..and why is it so important, ..you shall find out shortly. ..read more after the cut


   I don't know the exact story, as we know..we have a unique way of remixing gist before gets to the final audience =))..That being said..I shall tell you of two different stories. .all with the same end..
**from this point on some uncomfortable words may be used, if you aren't cool with it..read no further**
  Story 1; After a supposed party, or a meeting. .at the famous abuad "lovelane"...a boy took three girls on a journey to seek out the suya man..which owned a small shop near the cafeteria 1, popularly called "poor man caf".
  The boy in question was a 300L boy, and the girls were freshers, with an average age of 15,..the boy..or should I say man..took them down to the suya spot and ordered an extra spicy N2000 suya...and somehow sprinkled "heroine"(an illegal substance detested by abuad authorities) on the N2000 meal without the girls knowing, the girls were said to have been weak and could not resist. A party insists the guy called his friends, while another school of thought says he carried out the action by himself, he or the group had sex with the three of them...but he/they focused on one particular girl..a third party claims he/they also penetrated the "backdoor" and at the end of it all..two of the girls had enough strength to limp back to their hostels..while the one that was the focus of the group was weak..and a lecturer carried her the next morning to the clinic, where she was treated..she did not disclose the boys name..legend has it that she can't walk straight. .till today.

     Another story, shorter and seems more likely to be the case argues that it was only the boy and one girl, with the boy somehow convincing her of his undying love through the use of the suya, and somehow smuggled the girl into the hostel, where he and his friends had multiple rounds of sex after which she needed support to walk..She went to the clinic and was treated eventually.
   There are still different stories..but some of the correlations are
1.The tool used to carry out this action was the "N2000 suya"
2.The girl had sex and one way or the other.
3.She couldn't walk well
4.the guy/guys may have used the "backdoor"
5.She was treated

A song was released by top notch abuad artiste "holosky"...who sang about the incident in his hit song titled "2k suya".
    Its now a legend, and you all should know..and beware..when someone offers you...N2000 suya.